List Of Laws

The Official List Of Laws for the ACOJ

  1. You must obey the president and all of his laws
  2. Because this is a democracy, a presidential election will take place every 4 years, but you are legally required to vote for Jay or you will be killed, and your vote will be marked as null.
  3. The president creates all the laws and the counsel is there to enforce the rules, help with ideas, and, prepare stuff.
  4. Jay has the ability to change basic human rights at any time
  5. Do not kill the president
  6. Do not harm the president in any way
  7. Jay has the ability to change these laws at any time
  8. Any counsel member who breaks any other of these laws will be kicked from the counsel, judged, and punished accordingly
  9. Any lesser citizen who breaks any other of these laws will be judged, and punished accordingly
  10. Any citizen whom sees a pizza lying in a field must force the next person they see drinking a glass of milk to eat it.
  11. Whenever a song made by the band "Queen" begins to play, the listener(s) must pretend to photosynthesize for the first 5 seconds of listening.
  12. Any anti-government propaganda is not allowed
  13. Your privacy will be protected, and sent forms of communication (I.E letters, texts, phone calls, voicemails) will not be scanned, unless the government is prompted to do so
  14. If you wish to end the life of any free citizen you must make a list with the pros and cons (Pros must outweigh cons) and submit it to the government, then you will be allowed to kill the specified victim.
  15. If your vision focuses on a clock (not digital) for more than 10 seconds, you must count to 5 without messing up or else you will be sent to court; If your case fails you will be sentenced to either death or full life sentence.
  16. Any egregious amount of effort put forth into tasks not permitted by the council of the ACOJ are a severe act of treason, and punishable by death.
  17. The act of cheek clapping within The Temple of The False God is strictly enforced, with regulations spanning from two to twenty-five claps per service.
  18. Neck gloves are homo, period, no discussion.
  19. No summoning Sea Bears within a one mile radius of the capital building
  20. No listening to Elton John on Wednesdays during Russian cult meetings.
  21. Eat apples top to bottom, no more of this side ways nonsense.
  22. No Blender in Jayland, if you have it death will be administrated by Devon.
  23. If you listen to a song more than once in one sitting, you will be executed.
  24. ACOJ can throw anyone over the fence if a majority vote is met in the council of ACOJ or if Jay says so.
  25. No parking cars on any sandwiches, penalty is death and a meme.
  26. Squirrels and squirrel food are not allowed near any of the churches within a 20 mile radius of the capital building.
  27. No singing the Peppa Pig theme song around other people. No exceptions.
  28. No citizens are allowed to give Alan the ability to break any of the rules from the "Things Alan Cant Do" list.
  29. The ACOJ subways are forced to always have their "Five Dollar Foot Long" promotions
  30. The act of necromancy is not illegal, but it is illegal to use around Jay
  31. Dabbing is illegal, no exceptions
  32. You can legally go missing, Just try not to inconvenience the police force too much.
  33. Do not counterfeit pepperonis.
  34. Do not slap a bald man's head as if it were a congo
  35. No eating shaving cream, no one likes the taste
  36. Troy is to be known as 'The Cheater' for all eternity. NO EXCEPTIONS
  37. Alan is to be immortal as to comply with Law #36.
  38. Horseradish is illegal, anyone found in possession of it will be executed.
  39. French people are banned from the autocracy, this only applies to people born in France.
  40. For every clutch of eggs laid by a chicken, one must be force-fed, raw, to the nearest child.
  41. Every unattended child in Jayland will receive an espresso and a free puppy.
  42. You must follow the official The Official Jayland Pledge of Allegiance
  43. Reposting Memes from reddit is considered a war crime and those who do so will be exiled
  44. It is illegal to sell globes with corners, stop it. you're not funny.
  45. Eels cannot be handled in a suspicious manner
  46. Hamsters are to be treated with the utmost respect. I'm looking at you Brendan
  47. "Finders Keepers" is not a rule in the ACOJ, and spreading knowledge that it is is strictly forbidden
  48. It is illegal for an unwed woman to skydive on sunday.
  49. Throwing a flashbang into the council members sleeping quarters is not a prank, it is a crime.
  50. Overpopulation is not an excuse for "Purge" we are not starting the "Purge".
  51. Angry false god Alan is a good reason for the "Purge", we are definitely starting the "Purge".
  52. Jay is forever the ruler of Jayland but, if say a agreement with Jay and the Council comes to make someone else ruler for a hour it can be done. Their power is limited though and Jay still out ranks them.
  53. Jayden is not allowed to have anything even remotely possibly dangerous.
  54. Jayden can no longer spend trillions or even billions of dollars on ice cream.
  55. Jay is the official name of the leader, like Czar or Caesar.
  56. If a subject is attached to a polygraph machine and detects the scent of ramen, upon the detection a major heart rate change they must be instated within the witness protection system.
  57. Jayden is not allowed to do anything featured on This list
  58. Not being alive in Jayland Is punishable by death.
  59. Not being dead in Jayland is punishable by life.
  60. "Monday" is not an excuse to fire the nukes.
  61. Screaming the word "Eggs"In public at 3:15 is not mandatory, however it is recommended.
  62. Dora the Explorer is banned, no exceptions.
  63. White castle is banned on order of 3 council members.
  64. Any clock that is not analog shall be changed to 4:20 a.m. forever.
  65. All Citizens must be at least have some knowledge on the game Doom, if not you will be exiled.(This only applies to citizens not Jay or the Council) If you don't know anything about doom than read Alan's profile pageluxinine
  66. Doom 3 never happened
  67. Purge time
  68. Any mention of [redacted] is not allowed near Jay
  69. No taking council members hats.
  70. The raw consumption of eel skin is prohibited.
  71. Cursing children is only permitted at exactly 7:06 as it would be 6:66 if the minute lasted longer.
  72. Calling Doomguy/Doom Slayer a Halo guy is punishable by death of the same degree as Troy's. Just so you know one of the guys who made Doom went and made Halo so you better freaking thank Doom.
  73. Jayden is not allowed to make laws in other languages, critic fonts, binary, or morose code. If you see one on this list immediately report it
  74. no man spreading at a table with others
  75. Alan is allowed to bully Brendan.
  76. No one can lose his power in the Counsel unless they do a horrible act that effects JayLand (Jayden) or Jay says so. Counsel has no say.
  77. No editing laws unless that person says so or if they edit it. Jay and Lucas can alter all!!!
  78. Have you heard of the High Elves https://youtu.be/qN80_7rNmcE
  79. If you are in the Counsel Member you must have a copy of Todd Howard in order to prove. To obtain one please visit Brendan if he hasn't given you one.
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  81. Do not break law 80
  82. "Jamaica, we've Got a Bobsled Team" and "nuff' people said they know they can't believe" are two phrases that are illegal to say in the counsel building unless you are a class C or above member of Jayland, or have consent from at least 1 council member
  83. Using Hypnosis to "Clear people's minds of anything that doesn't have to do with fine dining or breathing" is strictly prohibited.
  84. To people who keep telling me that lucas has an evil plan to take me over, I know, he's told me his entire plan in great detail, and no, I don't need anyone to help me stop him because I probably won't stop him. -Jay In compliance with this statement it is illegal to try to stop lucas' plan.(My plan is not evil-Lucas)
  85. All conflicts/disagreements must be fought via a good ol' fashioned game of Kingdoms where the winner… um… wins
  86. Jayden is no longer allowed to kill anyone (even in self defense) without direct permission from Jay himself.
  87. Jayden's plane being mentioned is now a federal offense, as are the other mistakes we have made.
  88. For general safety of the council, scp-096's nude photos are not to be posted in the castle that we are apparently all in.
  89. SCP speed dating never happened, if you remember such a thing happening find your nearest foundation site and try to break in, they will shoot you and you won't remember, because your dead.
  90. No one can edit laws with their name in it without direct permission from Jay. (Jayden, Brendon, Lucas, Gabe, Alan,Devon)
  91. Because of the incident, no citizen is allowed to try and clone peanut butter.
  92. "You wouldn't Understand" is no longer an appropriate answer to the question, "What's wrong?"
  93. The punishment of "Lego stepping" is not to be enforced outside of the council building.
  94. Cow tipping is not illegal, and enforcing that it is, is strictly prohibited, go wild you crazy kids.
  95. "Fine Dining" is not an excuse for the legalization of cannibalism
  96. All books on how to pick locks are to be donated to the local orphanage, soon those orphans will make their escape. Go orphans go!
  97. This law is in place so that Devon can leave his father Brendan.
  98. Wyatt can not do anything that is not approved by any of the council, mainly Alan, Gabe, Jay, and Lucas tho.
  99. Law 99 is legally not to be changed to any other law, in other words, law 99 is law 99.
  100. No one can even think to want to do more of thinking on something when something is somewhere in the middle of the nowhere when that someone in somewhere is thinking of that something while toying with his thing which is in the something of somewhere in the country of somehing under a thing full of stuff which was found to be something but you can't even do that thing while even wanting to go out and do more like (Law decided by contest)
  101. no - day is illegal it can not be made a law by Brendan.
  102. No cutting in line
  103. I'm gonna cut in line
  104. Everyone must drink Devon's milk, he is the milk man, no ifs and or buts about it
  105. No homo is a valid excuse for doing something objectivley homo
  106. All civil wars are back on. -Lucas
  107. When discussing the subject of the organism with the black and white stripes with a stature like a horse, you are not allowed to say the name of said organism.
  108. You are not allowed to say "There are more laws on this list than I can shake a stick at"
  109. Hotel?
  110. Trivago.
  111. Mediocre Clarinet Playing is strictly prohibited and is punishable by death
  112. Ceiling fans are not to be regarded as a vegitable
  113. stop eating Ceiling fans
  114. Do not make an X on a map connecting the borders to reveal the true location of Jayland.
  115. No free gift card giveaways.
  116. Please do not make a law typing like this.
  117. Tiktok is banned (No really [Do not download it {Stop i'm not kidding}])
  118. ? Do not speak trash of doom around several of the counsel members, this is not a law, just a warning!
  119. IMMEDIATE action is required, Lucas is now taking dual enrollment classes like a try hard.
  120. IMMEDIATE action is not required, preparing for the future is not being a try hard.
  121. Following the The awakeing no more summoning of old gods to prove that otters/and or dolphins rule the world in secret.
  122. bring your child to counsel day is not to be canceled in any emergency.
  123. Biological warfare is prohibited. Biological and genetically modified soldiers are allowed.
  124. Lethal chemical weapons are banned, no exceptions.
  125. No atomic weapons, atomic powered weapons are allowed.
  126. All of Troy's legion's training is playing overwatch.
  127. No weapons of mass destruction.
  128. VHS tapes are not to be held up to your eyes while you say "Beep boop"
  129. children under 14 are not to be associated with unless your full name consist of 3 c's and 1 e. note: this rule does not apply to those with relatives under 14.
  130. Now this isn't a law but doesn't the law above this look like it was written by a certain peasent who has 3 c's and 1 e in his name? hmmm I wonder
  131. Covid-19 is not a legal excuse to destroy the nearby countries with your planes, bombs, ice cream, etc.
  132. Don't steal any counsel members kneecaps
  133. jaycob will not be told to reticulate the spline but jacob…. you gotta.
  134. jacob is now and forever in charge of the only daycare. he also is the head principle for middle and high school
  135. Next time counsel members wish to argue do not make a random string of laws please
  136. Nobody in the counsel is a Krusty Krab.
  137. Saying "Hey, Vsauce" is not a way to channel ancient spirits.
  138. "Low fi beats" is not an excuse for the execution of several horses.
  139. Guys, stop bullying the nuns. I don't even know where they came from, what are they doing here
  140. "The search for miracle man" Is not an excuse to spy on sunbathing old women
  141. You can underline your laws, you can italic your laws, you can strike through your laws, but no bolding unless its a competition law please
  142. Just because you lost all your baby teeth does not mean you are now mature enough to be in the counsel.
  143. If anyone on the streets sees a snail named gary, he is to be sent home immediately.
  144. The (The?)
  145. "Are you new?" Is now a mandatory greeting.
  146. Marching Band is a sport, no arguing it either
  147. Maps in general are banned no exceptions.
  148. The English language is a very bad language and should be considered as such
  149. Tuesday is no longer a day on the calendar. If your calendar has tuesdays on it, it is wrong
  150. Yeah I get to make law 150 so it will be, intercepted this law is no that no tacos shall be eaten on any day other than tuesday.
  151. Hershey chocolate bars are prohibited while inside a truck with 3+ wheels
  152. eating white chocolate is illegal if traveling faster than the speed of sound or light
  153. why is everyone late-jaycub
  154. no you're just early-duvin
  155. Everyone who clicks this link shall be killed Don't
  156. 157.
  157. Anyone who has not watched the "Disclaimer Song" from Unnus Annus shall be punished accordingly. Disclaimer Song
  158. Everyone shall listen to Devon's mixtape on October 9th every year
  159. Everyone must follow mommy's rules on This page

More laws will be added in the future but these are all that we could think of

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