Mommy's Rules <3
  1. You will not talk back to mommy when she speaks to you.
  2. Everyone shall spend 'quality time' with mommy at least once a week.
  3. For your own sake, you shall not disobey mommy's orders.
  4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
  5. You do not have to listen to Devons mixtape on October 9th, if you are with mommy. I will not listen to that.
  6. The clapping of cheeks shall occur every Thursday and Monday. DO NOT enter if mommy is busy, or you hear clapping.
  7. I will not take sass. You will get knocked out if you try anything stupid.
  8. Don't act like a fool.
  9. You shall refer to me as Mommy or Master. You may not call me Zoe.
  10. In certain situations, my word overrides Jay's word. CERTAIN SITUATIONS.
  11. Always be on guard. Mommy may be behind you, ready to pounce.
  12. I love all of you equally. <3
  13. I expect you to respect me. If you disobey, it will be 20 lashings, or more, depending on how I am feeling that day. The lashings will vary from place to place, depending on your attitude.
  14. If i tell you to shut up, then you shut your mouth. I don't like repeating myself.
  15. I will help with homework, if you repay me properly ;)
  16. You have no choice.
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